July 2010
“What’s tomorrow called? Umm… hmmm. Oh yeah, Friday!”
– Eileen
“So your phone is lost somewhere in…. the US Postal Service? Well, sir, I...”
– Steve, on the phone with AT&T
“QUADZILLAAAA”
– gregory
“… Was that before or after we went to that lesbian bar?”
– Ralph, to my dad
“Sooo, seeing as how you don’t come over anymore, I’m thinking about...”
– dad
“yeah man, it’s this ingrown toenail fuckin me up.”
– dean, on why he sucks at basketball 